Teh Iowa Stoopid

A Luntz dunce focus group informs Hammity’s worldview

To think that Iowa has such a determinative influence on presidential nominations makes me want to poop an ethanol subsidized corn cob.

3 Comments

  1. Propagandee

    Ah, they’re laughing all the way to the bank. Corn prices have doubled in the last 6 months alone, thanks to a dramatic increase in the production of ethanol for fuel.

    Meanwhile, food riots are breaking out around the world, especially in the Muslim countries situated in North Africa. So those smug bastards in the focus group have at least something to cheer about.

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