McCain Finally Wins One.

The Mouse Circus and the Blogosphere are saying Obama “trounced” McCain.

What would you expect the “liberal left” MSM to say?
That McCain’s angry lizard temperament was just what America needs?

You wont need to use a scalpel to unpack the debate performances of “that one” and the fighter jock, because it’s as plain as the flicking tongue who won what voters.  Let’s take a look.

The “Vote angry” vote.  They have “every reason to be angry,” and John stroked them where they live. McCain took every last one of the “too angry to think straight” vote.

McCain then courted, and won, the Joe-the-Plumber vote. Plumbers around the country with butt crack fatigue will vote for McCain without ever looking at the tax benefits Obama layed out for them.

“The Mobile-Exxon” vote goes to McCain; Obama will take away their huge tax break over our dead bodies.

Irish  business vote went to McCain because he mentioned Ireland’s business tax rate.

Auto industry voters got an ass whipping from Obama for falling behind the curve; vote to McCain.

“Any trade agreement is a good trading agreement” vote to McCain.

Responsible “Pay as you go” freaks— to Obama.

Insurance executive vote:  McCain.

“Send money to people that don’t like us very much” vote is totally McCain’s.

“Sarcastic Admiration of Obama’s eloquence through a McCain filter” vote:  to McCain.

“Drugs killing young Americans” vote: McCain.

“Columbia internal politics be damned, trade agreement a no brainer” vote to McCain.

Peruvian vote: Mostly Obama’s.

“Stand up to other countries” vote goes 100% McCain.

“Ham-handed gestures” vote exclusively McCain’s.

“Throwing money at the problem” vote planning group suicide, but survivors will vote McCain.

Broken hearts over lack of health insurance vote?  Wussy “We love everybody” Liberals for Obama.

Obama won the “people who can tell Obama’s health care plan from McCain’s” vote by a slim margin.

McCain’s “not the sharpest tool in the economic shed” vote no doubt thought he cut Obama to ribbons.

He lost “the responsible economic plan” vote, however. Obama‘s four point program simply devastated everything McCain said.

Earmarks!! Huge problem, or HUGEST PROBLEM?  You hear about it practically every time John McCain speaks; e.g.:  “I’ll have dry white toast, an egg-white omelet, and hold the earmarks.”  And tonight he reached out and grabbed the entire anti-earmark vote by the lobes.

“Got the scars to prove it” vote—  all McCain.   (I’ll bet Obama doesn’t own a single scar.)

“Urgent request for town hall meetings” vote— easily McCain.

The hateful democrat radical liberal socialist communist left vote— well sure; Obama.

The “Congressman John Lewis defamed me and Obama must grovel” vote, to McCain.

The “Right to yell, ‘Kill him!'” vote was totally alienated by Obama. McCain takes it all.

“Fringe people yelling at rallies” vote to McCain;  no questions.

McCain gets the “Those Vetrans who wear those hats” vote.

“Disagree without being disagreeable” vote is all Obama’s.

McCain‘s attack on nasty t-shirt makers gives McCain the “Not happy about some t-shirts” vote, and Obama the t-shirt industry vote.

But McCain so won the autism/special needs vote, even though he said Palin’s “daughter” (son) has autism, and not downs syndrome.  Sigh.

The anti-planetarium instrument vote was another lopsided win for McCain.

Obama won the common ground and shared values voters who can think for themselves.

“ACORN could be greatest fraud in voter history” vote went solidly to McCain.

The “Republicans who consort pal around with terrorists” voters don’t care if a few traitorous Republicans go to meetings with Democrats; the point is still that it turns the weak-minded Democrats to the dark side.  McCain sweeps them.

Both Dick Luger votes will go to Obama.

“William Ayers says more about McCain campaign than about Barack Obama” vote is too obscure a point for most Republicans to reason through;  McCain takes them.

“Scary terrorist living room vote” to McCain.

“Facts are facts, records are records” vote to McCain.

“Hasn’t traveled to Columbia” vote— McCain.

“VP foreign policy cred” vote to Obama-Biden, but only those few Americans who actually know foreign policy cred is something more than seeing Russia from balcony.

“Sarah Palin is qualified for VP because she’s on top of the very special needs children and turned on her own party in Alaska to further self-ambition” vote goes 100%  McCain.

“People who didn’t know before this debate [Todd Palin] was a pretty tough guy” vote— duh-uh-uh;  McCain.

“Sweeping blast of fresh air” voters swept away by McCain.

“People who use the term ‘Cockamamy‘” vote to McCain.

“Never forgotten where he came from” vote goes to McCain. . . but—

“McCain doesn’t know where he’s going, especially when the debate ends” vote goes to Obama.

“Fight for the little guy” (not John McCain) vote goes to McCain because, . . he’s a little guy.

“Ya don’t tell countries you’re gonna unilaterally renegotiate agreements” vote to McCain, with snarly prejudice.

“Nuclear-powered Navy ships” vote—  McCain.

“It has to be safe” crowd totally taken in by Obama.

“Face down an oil company” vote goes to Mccain, if they get the tax cut.

“War for oil” vote to McCain; did he even know he said, “. . .Obviously we had to take Saddam Hussein out of Kuwait or it would have threatened the Middle-Eastern [sic] oil supply.”

Youth who want an education without being saddled with debt the moment they hit the workplace” vote will vote Obama;  (they’re smarter than they look.)

“Civil rights” vote a toss-up; bigots to McCain, civil rights advocates to Obama.

“Find bad teachers another line of work” vote goes to Obama, education lover.

“Voters for vouchers for success” vote will swarm to McCain.

Data doesn’t show it solves the problem vote will fold up for Obama.

McCain stole “the Lizard Tongue” vote cold.

College Loans available but you stilll have the debt vote to McCain.

“Gold-plated Cadillac insurance policies for cosmetic surgery and breast implants” vote to Obama.

“Full Education for all” wusses will line up for Obama.

“Health of the mother can be practically anything”— compassionate conservative voters behind McCain all the way to their death beds.

“Who Do I associate with” vote will go to McCain after a bazillion robocalls brainwash middle America.

Dignity vote:  Obama.

Tantrum vote: McCain.

Reform is all the change you need vote solidly behind McCain-Palin.

And the people who always think any increase in taxes improves the lives of all Americans— pay America’s way— is vewwy vewwy bad.  These people trust Obama.

McCain totally killed the “I like my powitics rude as hell” vote.

“Heartland is hurting coal miner” vote. . . will not vote their own self-interest, regardless; McCain’s.

“America is the greatest nation on earth no matter how ruined we make it” vote:  You need to ask?

Canadian and Britian health care vote had feelings hurt by McCain: Obama.

“Small businesses pay zero fine” vote still goes to McCain because, well, zero is still a number.

“Don’t spread the wealth” vote is all McCain’s; and all 1% of the wealthiest Americans.

“Big guvmint at its best” vote will always vote Republican, no matter how much of that big guvmint is the actual spawn of Republicans.

The, “Joe I want you to solve your own problems/govmint is too big” vote: overwhelmingly McCain.

Those “Middle Class voters who understand Obama wants to lower their costs” vote will go with Obama.

Federalists swoon when the hear the word “Federalist.”  McCain gets’em.

Roe v Wade voters are in the tank for Obama.

The Blinkathon vote: all Mccain.

“Rolling eyes so kick ass as a social put-down” vote:  McCain totally owned Obama.

“Knowing constitutional law smarty-pants” vote:  Obama.

“Sexuality is sacred” vote: Obama.

“Sexuality as cavalier activity” vote, McCain.

Teh “Spit on the health of the pregnant mother” vote: McCain.

The “We’ll help take care of it“ [sic] vote?  Those who heard “it” will vote Obama.

“More money and reform education” vote: Obama

“Army of New Teachers” vote: Obama.

“College loan debt lovers” vote: McCain.

Peace Corp vote: Obama.

“Improve education by skipping final exam/certification for soldiers” vote: McCain in a rout.

“Anger Management, Inc.” vote was again, a McCain exclusive.

“Vouchers don’t fix education problem” voters will vote Obama.

“Can’t give money to every interest group that comes along” voters will come along for McCain.

mcCain was so far ahead he just threw away the “Washed-up old terrorist” vote.  Obama’s.

Sneering over vouchers-lizard vote; all McCain, all the time.

WE HAVE TO STOP THE SPENDING (REPEAT) vote;  Obama never even tried.

Slaying, once again, “The which way around the table?” vote.

The “Show your tongue to the crowd afterward” vote— McCain.

“The snorts while laughing” vote may be small, but McCain got them with a single snort, let loose near the end of the last laugh of the last debate;  the guy is a master.

John McCain. A man who would rather win a debate than win an election.

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