The Ko’olaus are whispering. . .
KAILUA — Sorry, no time for blogging today! We’re off to write a few haiku in the Ko’olau ramparts. Talk amongst yourselves; I’ll give you a topic: Mangoes are better than Papayas because. . .
Or, if you simply must get mucked-up up to your eyeballs: John Asscroft is a barely sentient being because. . .
Discuss.
Yep, I concur. Mangoes by a mile. But Asscrust is in a league of his own, and will make a fine valet parking attendant for some lucky republican robber-baron in trailer park hell.
too bad you can’t see the charts i made up for this presentation.
mangoes are better than papayas, because mangoes only have one giant pit, and papayas have lots and lots of seeds. they are both better than john asscroft, because he is the seediest of all three.