TRAITOR Dick
Belated apologies to Dick Bain, and all other Dicks everywhere. Everyone named Dick should not have to be identified with war criminal Dick Cheney. Henceforth this portrait will be known as “TRAITOR Dick.” My apologies for any unintentional smearing of your good name; same goes for all the other swinging Dicks out there.
That’s not going to help Dick.
Just be yourself! Remember, personality is absolutely unique;
someday you’ll restore the name to its former glory for Dicks everywhere. =-P
OK, that’s it. I’m changing my name!
That’s “Dick” as in Cheney. The most evil Dick I know.