I dabbled into witchcraft. I hung around people who were doing these things. I’m not making this stuff up. I know what they told me they do. One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar and I didn’t know it. I mean, there was a little blood there and stuff like that.
We went to a movie and then had a little picnic on a satanic altar.
Got to admit my jaw dropped a bit as I watched this segment on Bill Maher last night. HuffPo reports that little Miss Chris has canceled scheduled appearances on two different talk shows tomorrow morning.
Stick a pitchfork in her– she’s done.
Wannabe Witch Chris defended herself over the weekend, rejecting allegations that she practiced witchcraft by saying that she had never joined a coven.
Welcome to this decade’s iteration of “I didn’t inhale.”
Whaaaat?!? No Way. I’m not givin’ it up that easy or that soon. When God dumps treasure in your lap you don’t stick a fork in it, you run with it!
Stay Tuned.
Funny, I’m feeling a disturbance in the Photoshop Force…
Rand Paul, Bobby Jindal, and Christine O’Donnell walk into a bar mitzvah…
Go on…. 😛
she’s such a fucking moron that she probably didn’t realize that her date was on halloween. either that, or she makes up shit as she goes along. she doesn’t want to be in the senate. she just wants to be famous.
Yup. As George Bush would say: That senate stuff is hard work.
Miss Chris’ hero, Sarah Baracuda, should at least be recognized as pioneering a new line of employment in these troubled economic times– professional political airhead.