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funny that you should bring up ‘jane, you ignorant slut,’ because that’s the first thing that popped into my mind since i read the other day that elliott spitzer is getting a show on cnn with kathleen parker. i’m hoping that spitzer will say at least once, ‘kathleen, you ignorant slut.’
as for batman movies, i’d prefer the one where everyone was afraid of poison in cosmetics, so all the news anchors went without makeup, and every day, they looked more and more like their dorian gray pictures. i think gretchen would rather die than be on tv without her botox, false eyelashes, and troweled-on foundation (not to mention whatever she’s pumping into her lips).
I think Gretchen dies a little more every time she opens her mouth on teevee. All these Fux Noize bimbos are considered to be hotties, but to me, the ugliness that comes out of there mouths makes them repulsive— just like Palin is repulsive.
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Me, I’d prefer the following “Skyhook” routine from the second Chris Nolan Batman movie:
1. Use a blowgun to fire a tranquilizer dart into the pageant queen’s neck.
2. While she’s unconscious, strap her into a skyhook harness.
3. Carry her to a rooftop.
4. Attach a cable to the harness, and affix that to a helium weather balloon.
5. Release the balloon/cable coupling into the sky into the path of a specially equipped prop plane.
6. Plane executes successful capture routine.
7. When Gretchen groggily awakens on board the plane, have an angelic blond stud in sparkling white raiment explain to her that she’s been raptured.
8. Have Angel Stud encourage her to make the bodhisattva decision to return to earth to selflessly serve her beleaguered fellow humans.
9. Return her to the Fux News studio for her next show and see what happens.
Okay I’m down with all of it except number 9; it should be amended thusly:
9. Return her to the Fux News studio for her next show via a swift kick in the back-butt and out of the plane and see what happens.
funny that you should bring up ‘jane, you ignorant slut,’ because that’s the first thing that popped into my mind since i read the other day that elliott spitzer is getting a show on cnn with kathleen parker. i’m hoping that spitzer will say at least once, ‘kathleen, you ignorant slut.’
as for batman movies, i’d prefer the one where everyone was afraid of poison in cosmetics, so all the news anchors went without makeup, and every day, they looked more and more like their dorian gray pictures. i think gretchen would rather die than be on tv without her botox, false eyelashes, and troweled-on foundation (not to mention whatever she’s pumping into her lips).
I think Gretchen dies a little more every time she opens her mouth on teevee. All these Fux Noize bimbos are considered to be hotties, but to me, the ugliness that comes out of there mouths makes them repulsive— just like Palin is repulsive.
Me, I’d prefer the following “Skyhook” routine from the second Chris Nolan Batman movie:
1. Use a blowgun to fire a tranquilizer dart into the pageant queen’s neck.
2. While she’s unconscious, strap her into a skyhook harness.
3. Carry her to a rooftop.
4. Attach a cable to the harness, and affix that to a helium weather balloon.
5. Release the balloon/cable coupling into the sky into the path of a specially equipped prop plane.
6. Plane executes successful capture routine.
7. When Gretchen groggily awakens on board the plane, have an angelic blond stud in sparkling white raiment explain to her that she’s been raptured.
8. Have Angel Stud encourage her to make the bodhisattva decision to return to earth to selflessly serve her beleaguered fellow humans.
9. Return her to the Fux News studio for her next show and see what happens.
Okay I’m down with all of it except number 9; it should be amended thusly:
9. Return her to the Fux News studio for her next show via a swift kick in the back-butt and out of the plane and see what happens.