Zappa was a living, breathing “Expression” Machinery*
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“The PMRC proposal is an ill-conceived piece of nonsense which fails to deliver any real benefits to children, infringes the civil liberties of people who are not children, and promises to keep the courts busy for years dealing with the interpretational and enforce-mental problems inherent in the proposal’s design.
“It is my understanding that, in law, First Amendment issues are decided with a preference for the least restrictive alternative. In this context, the PMRC’s demands are the equivalent of treating dandruff by decapitation …
“The establishment of a rating system, voluntary or otherwise, opens the door to an endless parade of moral quality control programs based on things certain Christians do not like. What if the next bunch of Washington wives demands a large yellow “J” on all material written or performed by Jews, in order to save helpless children from exposure to concealed Zionist doctrine?”
It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven’t been passed yet.
It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you
to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities
you might be performing
which could eventually lead to
*The Death Penalty*
(or affect your parents’ credit rating).
Our criminal institutions
are full of little creeps like you
who do wrong things…
and many of them were driven to these crimes
by a horrible force called
MUSIC!
Our studies have shown that this horrible force
is so dangerous to society at large
that laws are being drawn up at this very moment
to stop it forever!
Cruel and inhuman punishments
are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs
so they won’t conflict with the Constitution
(which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate
THE FUTURE).
I bring you now a special presentation
to show
what can happen to you
if you choose a career
in MUSIC…
The WHITE ZONE
is for loading and unloading only…
if you have to load
or unload,
go to the WHITE ZONE…
you’ll love it…
it’s a way of life…Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…
Hi.
It’s me, I’m back.
This is the CENTRAL SCRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTINIZER…
The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only…
If ya gotta load, or if ya gotta unload, ya go to the WHITE ZONE.
You’ll love it…it’s a way of life.
That’s right, you’ll love it, it’s a way of life,
that’s right, you’ll love it, it’s a way of life, you’ll love it.
This, is, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER!
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The Central Scrutinizer, and Joe’s Garage
* Listen to “Scrutinizer Postlude,” and “A Token of My Extreme” from Joe’s Garage for an introduction to Appliantology, latent appliance fetishists, and sexy little kitchen machineries.
Our sculptural kitchen counter accolade melds Frank with the awesome little Malongo-Oh-Espresso machine.
And yes, we used the incorrect spelling of espresso to emphasize the word’s blending with “expression.”
Jaaaaaaayyyyysssssuuuuuussss!
You have the best darn graphic in existence of his Frankness.
Happy Zappadan & the other holidays, friend.
‘Tis the season to be aware.
Peace,
S
P.S. And darkblack is always on key.
Rampant hosejobbery
Thank you, Suze; and thank you too, for keeping an eye on US;
I know it’s a whack job, but somebody’s got to do it.
Stay healthy, stay aware… you’re the best!
xoxo
‘Tipper really damaged Al with that bullshit.’
Sadly, Al was a willing party to ‘that bullshit’ – The PMRC’s bipartisan shakedown racket masked a quid pro quo initiated by the recording industry of a tax on recording media, an objective desired by them which had to clear Al Gore’s committee.
They stickered a few records of chumps with no leverage, and in return for playing ball got a hefty surcharge on blank media (cassette tapes mostly, in that era) to stuff into their pocket – a windfall which wasn’t shared with the artists on their labels. Rampant hosejobbery, or typical label behavior if you will until they got downloaded into the tarpit.
Happy Zappadan, Sojourners. Stick closer to church-oriented social activities.
;>)
Db, this sounds like inside information. Do you have a tawdry past in the music business? Reminds me of another who knew rampant hosejobbery when he saw it:
“The music business is a cruel and shallow money
trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and
pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.
There’s also a negative side.”
—Hunter S. Thompson
Be well, Db, and as always, thanks for visiting US.
Wow, Frank really could see into the future!
I remember those stoopid Senate Hearings about music and video games. Tipper really damaged Al with that bullshit.
And he was spot on about the so-called Christianists.
What a freakin backward world we live in.
P.S. Remember, in “Bowling for Columbine” they tried to put some of the blame on Marilyn Manson? Frank saw it coming.
Aloha, Mary, yep backward to the max; and guess whose shoulders the universe is relying on to turn it around!
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s riiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhtt!
Now get your armor on and weapons primed, it’s time for the turning.
All the best to you and yours, and let us know when we can help you unload the moving van. 😉
wow! zappadan lasts longer than chanukah. i ran out of candles.
use all the candles you want, nonnie, we’ll get you some more.
it’s that time in the movie when we thank our favorite guests, so let me say we are in awe of your sense of humor, amazing chopitude, and boundless spirit; you simply rock, girlfriend!
Havahappy… 😎
You guys are absotively and posilutely AMAZING!
And we who are not worthy to wash your wordsmithing tools after a day’s Bildunblogging, are humbly honored; thank you. 😆