Just when you thought the comedy gods had returned to Mt. Olympus for a well deserved holiday break from the GOP presidential primary, Witchy Woman Christine O’Donnell flew to the rescue of comedians and progressive bloggers everywhere.
Yesterday, the former Delaware Senate candidate endorsed Willard Mitt Romney, who greeted her endorsement warmly. (An obvious measure of the growing desperation within the Romney campaign over The Newter‘s surge in the polls).
Saying that she had given a lot of thought to her decision, Christine noted that one of the things that won her over was Willard’s consistency on the issues. In the clip above, the CNN interviewer politely points out that Mittens has a rep as a champion flip-flopper. Christine doesn’t miss a beat, explaining:
“He’s been consistent since he changed his mind.”
Somehow I’m reminded of Yogi Berra‘s observation that:
“You should always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise, they won’t come to yours.”
In the O’Donnell/Romney universe, I’m sure that makes perfect sense.
Christine O’Donnell explains who she really isn’t
so you guys couldn’t resist this story either. the parody deities taketh away hermie, but they giveth little chrissie. 😀
Oh nonnie, but u did it so much betta!
Loved the title Bewitched, Bothered, and BeWillard; and of course the accompnaying graphic.
“…if it doesn’t betray his core convictions”??
What core convictions?
Oh wait… maybe she said “whore convictions.”