Separated at birth?
One says he’s a “warlock,” that people with normal brains can’t understand him. That he has “tiger blood” and “Adonis DNA.”
The other says his people love him, and yet he vows to crush them. That the only reason they resist him is because Al Qaeda is dropping acid in their Nescafe.
Color me confused.
*Warning: Trying to understand extreme narcissism may be hazardous to your mental health.
UPDATE: NY MAG adds the Beckster to teh crazy stew and invites us to to take a 10 question quiz of Who Said This.
A preview of the first two Q’s:
1. “I ask you to prepare because your world is about to change overnight.”
2. “They have awoken a sleeping giant. If I’m misunderstood after yesterday then people are worse off than I thought.”
Find the rest here.
