Use the force, Darth; use all the force you want. (Click it.)
Going through yesterday’s junkmail, I notice one piece that proclaimed, “This is the Story of William Ayers. . . Terrorist. Radical. Friend of Obama.” On the flip side: “I don’t regret setting bombs. I feel we didn’t do enough.” The “quote” was sandwiched between a 1968 booking photo of Ayers, and a recent picture of Barack Obama.
“Barack Obama. Not Who You Think He Is.”
As if. . . you can think.
Anytime my soul gets insulted by premeditated, intentional evil of this sort, I tend towards a feeling of virulent indignation. The animal origin creature in me, so fully assured of its righteousness, wants the D. Vader power to close the throats of these ignorant fucks, until their lungs collapse into useless globs of jelly, and their neglected brain cells stop vibrating forever.
Of course, Darthian justice is just as fictional as all the spooge-covered smears pedaled by these repuglicans. These frenzied-up nocturnal emissions, ejaculated in an ethical vacuum, that shamelessy shoves it’s middle finger right in God’s beneficent face.
These “guilt by association” fuckwads that link Ayers to Obama, live and breath “. . .in our greet [sic] country, our most viry viry patriotic cuntry [sic].” They are among us. They have always been among us. But they have to publicly expose themselves in order to present this filth to the American electorate, and this time, there will be consequences; there will be fire.
This time, the ugliness that violates every “value” they claim to be and represent, reveals the full depravity of their hypocrisy; they are the blind that the Jesus they pretend to worship said would “lead the blind.” And this time they are falling into the pit. This time, we can, as John McCain says, “make them famous, and you will know their names! You will know their names!”
There names are here: www.COLOGOP.org
Dick Wadhams
Party Chairman
dickwadhams@cologop.org
That’s right; DICK WADHAMS. And you thought God didn’t have a sense of humor.
Send Dick Wad an email; tell him how this garbage makes you feel about him, and his “values.”
CC all the underlings, too. Their names are here:
Michael Britt
Executive Director
michaelbritt@cologop.org
(w) 303.758.3333 x107
Ryan Call
Political Director / In-house Legal
Counsel
ryan@cologop.org
(w) 303.758.3333 x108
Elizabeth Adams
Finance Director
elizabeth@cologop.org
(w) 303.758.3333 x105
Randy Hildreth
Communications Director
randy@cologop.org
(w) 303.758.3333 x108
(c) 720.233.4769
Matt Milner
Press Aide
(w) 303.758-3333
(c) 970.213.0825
Emily Kinzer
Deputy Political / EDO Director
emily@cologop.org
(w) 303.758.3333 x109
VICTORY OFFICES:
El Paso County Office
4525 Northpark Dr., Suite 200
Colorado Springs, CO 80918
Office: 719.264.0914
Fax: 719.265.5894
Ft. Collins/ Weld Office
1730 S. College Ave. Suite 203
Ft. Collins, CO 80525
Office: 303.324.9500
Jefferson/ Douglas County Office
1350 Independence Street, Suite 201
Lakewood, CO 80125
Office: 303.238.0131
Fax: 303.238.0538
Longmont/ Boulder Office
325 Main St.
Longmont, CO 80501
Mesa County/ Western Slope Office
634 Main St., Suite 4
Grand Junction, CO 81501
Office: 970.980.3419
Pueblo/ South East Office
830 N. Main Street
Pueblo, CO 81003
VICTORY STAFF:
James Garcia
Victory Director
jgarcia@rnchq.org
(w) 303.486.2008 x13
Colby Adams
SoCo Coalitions Director (Statewide)
colby@colovictory08.com
(c) 970.391.2631
Tiffany Coolidge
(Adams/Broomfield)
Tiffcoolidge@comcast.net
Ben Engen
Field Director (Jefferson/Douglas)
ben@colovictory08.com
(c) 303.907.5467
Scott Howard
Deputy Director
scott@colovictory08.com
(w) 303.486.2008 x12
Drew Dougherty
Field Director (El Paso)
drew@colovictory08.com
(c) 970.391.5892
Dan Cutts
Field Director (Arapahoe/Denver)
dan@colovictory08.com
(w) 303.486.2008 x10
(c) 970.391.5109
Tiffiny Carlton
Voter Registration Director
tiffiny@colovictory08.com
(w) 303.486.2008 x11
Conor Maguire
Field Director (Fort Collins)
conor@colovictory08.com
(c) 970.391.5501
Crystal Bouziden
5th CD Victory Director
(c) 970.391.0805
(w) 719.264.0914
Jeff Daker
Deputy Victory Director, GOTV
(w) 303.486.2008
(c) 970.213.9294
Trainor Walsh
Statewide Coalitions Director
(w) 303.486.2008
(c) 970.980.3419
Taylor Hansen
Field Director (Bolder)
taylor@colovictory
(c) 970.213.9925
Colby Adams
SoCo Coalitions Director (Statewide)
(c) 970.391.2631
Shana Kohn
Field Director (Adams/Broom.)
(c) 970.213.9703
Drew Dougherty
Field Director (Denver/Arapahoe)
(w) 303.486.2008
(c) 970.391.5892
Gary Hollis
Field Director (Mesa/Western Slope)
Gary@colovictory08.com
(c) 970.213-0645
Jericho Cline, Intern
Jennifer Trachte, Intern