Willard Brings A Butter Knife To Drumpf’s Gunfight

You wouldn’t buy a used anything from this guy; but how about some advice on der Drumpf? So the Republican Party has finally turned against Donald Drumpf, the monster it created, in an excess of self-righteous hypocrisy. It’s a classic case of what historian Ian Kershaw once described as “the sinking ship leaving the rat.” Anytime you trot out Mitt …

Insane Repugs We Have Known, UPDATE: The more things change, the more they are exactly the f*cking same

Here in no particular order, are some of our all-time favorite Insane Repugs, depicted in our favorite way:

Open Wide, America…

The Greedy Obstructionist Party has nominated a “presidential candidate” who arrogantly refuses to release his taxes…

The Ryan-Romney Monster Mash-up

Uncle Mitters contemplates how he’s going to obfuscate his primary promise to enact little Pauly’s pet monster project.

SHOW ME THE MONEY!

OH NO NO. You can do better than that Willard, I want you to say it like you mean it, brother!

Willard Goes Gratuitously Goth

Oooh! that Ron Paul guy and his crazy supporters are busy, butt, you know, still in the background. . .

Men In Black

“Now that I’ve told you I’ll be taking away your ‘Obamacare,’ I’ll have to use my flashy flashlight thing to erase your memory.”