Not only is the president not throwing a tantrum, the president is also not dressing up in Palin-esque chest waders over a haz-mat suit, but is, according to news actress Gretchen Carlson, wearing “fancy pants.”
President Barack Obama and BP CEO Tony Hayward at a surprise meeting with Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. If you want to hear the poem, you must click it. VOGSPHERE — President Barack Obama met Wednesday in an unscheduled consultation with BP CEO Tony Hayward, and Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council, to …
A President with a Cosmology would be— A great president? Or the Greatest President.
Imagine my surprise when I woke up this morning and found TEA BAG NATION had arrived! No, I don’t mean the impending police state in ArivaZoni, or the national proliferation of anger, fear, and stupid now coming home to roost across America— I’m talking about the magazine…
We have reached a critical juncture in the New World Order’s plans…
The international banks plan to loot the people of the United States,
and the world, and turn them into slaves on a Global Plantation.
And after listening to several grown Republican men whine about Nancy Pelosi, it’s abundantly clear who the real pussies are on Capital Hill. Poor things!
Yes, even insufferable wags can have genuine epiphanies. So when Chris Matthews thinks he has one on the air and shares it with the rest of us, it’s worth examining if for no other reason than to see if it can help us have one, too.
