Twinkle, Twinkle Little Diamond

Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free…–-Bob Dylan, Mr. Tambourine ManI’d bet that Callista Gingrich has been nagging Newtie to put it on lay away for her. Diamond Planet Discovered By Astronomers The Huffington Post by Laura Hibbard 8/25/11 The nursery song “twinkle twinkle, little star” might have a whole new meaning now that astronomers have …

Teabaggers Prepare For Alien Invasion

Aliens tipped off by climate change begin their hostile takeover of earth With both houses of Congress and the President away on summer vacation, it’s been a slow news week. Unless of course you count the number of gaffs that regularly proceed from the lips of various GOP presidential candidates as they try to out-crazy each other for the wingnut …

PORN DOGS

No sir, we are not going to shove that picture of Michele Bachmann schlopping a Porn Dog down your throats. . .

The Goofy, Bad, And Ugly

Will anything slow teh stupid that seems to flow with alarming alacrity from Lil’ Ricky’s pork-chop-on-a-stick-hole?

Marcus Bachmann: Grey Eminence In Waiting?

Marcus Bachmann: Our future fabulous Grey Eminence? Fresh from her less than one percentage point win over Ron Paul in the Iowa straw poll, Michelle Bachmann was interviewed Sunday on Meet the Press. Host David Gregory repeated a question originally put to her by Byron York during Friday night’s debate concerning her fundamentalist religious beliefs, which she has made an …

Soylent Green & Corporations Are People Too: Romney Edition

Mittens the Missing emerged from his fortress of solitude Thursday to participate in Friday’s Iowa Republican presidential candidates’ debate. Figuring that as long as he was going to be in Iowa anyway, he deigned to grace the commoners with his royal presence. (Didn’t help much, given his coming in seventh in yesterday’s straw poll, which he won in 2007). Artfully …

Left For Dead, Left For Good

Left for dead, left for good Left for dead, not understood But you…always came back for MORE