OVEN MITT

LA JOLLA, CA — Three apparently poorly-vetted photos have the heat turned up in the Romney kitchen once again. The photos were distributed Wednesday by the Romney Campaign itself, explained spokesperson Bitsy Pestle, in an effort to re-frie Mitt Romney‘s flaccid ratings with America’s women after his recent attempts to introduce undignified welfare mothers to the “dignity of work“— outside …

DEAD NUGENT

 “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” —Ted Nugent “If you gotta problem with Ted Nugent, you’re an IDIOT!” —Ted Nugent “With the Mao Zedong fan club in the White House, a clueless, rookie president hellbent on spending like a maniac as unprecedented debt piles …

Penguin Survives Biting The Newt!

We’ve always known that there was something fishy about The Newt.  So we weren’t surprised to hear that a penguin at the St. Louis Zoo took a bite out of him over the weekend. Fortunately for the little water fowl, she was current on all her shots and is expected to survive her bout with reverse rabies. MSNBC’s First Read …

Mitch McConnell In Wonderland: Episode Two

The question is,” said Mitch McDumpty, “which is to be master – – that’s all.

Enter The Willard

Oh yezz.  The Severely CONservative Gover-nerd.   And when I think no way will the American people ever vote for this weaselly, transparent power whore, I remember that enough of them voted to enable the severely conservative SCOTUS to hand us eight disastrous years of George Walker fucking Bush.  Well hold on. You won’t want to miss this bloody clusterphuque.

McConnell In Wonderland

The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and addressed her in a languid, sleepy voice. Who are YOU?’ said the Caterpillar. This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation.  Alice replied, rather shyly, “I— I hardly know, sir, just at present— at least …

The War On Caterpillars

The Rethugs have sowed the wind and are now reaping the whirlwind. Needlessly pissing off over half the electorate proves their evolutionary unfitness to lead.