Aurora Lesson

  Friends: Hope you’ll take a few minutes and read this. —TPK “I’d like to preface this… by saying that my passion comes from my deepest sympathy and shared sorrow with [the] victims and with the utmost respect for the people and the police/fire/medical/political forces of Aurora, and all who seek to comfort and aid these victims. This morning, I …

The Bloviator’s Time Machine (Update)

The Bloviator travels through time unlocking Obama’s secrets

Chump Change

Sheldon Potter meets with President Barack Bailey at an undisclosed location. Lemme make myself perfectly clear. I own this election.  Do you know what that means? It means I own you, yer stinking government charade, and this stinking country fulla stinking surfs. Do you have any idea what it means to have 24 billion dollars? It means I answer to …

The Mittum Uncertainty Principle

We were reminded of these fundamental laws of quantum mechanics this weekend as the media ‘measured’ Mitt Romney’s claims about his involvement with Bain Capital…

Willard Goes Gratuitously Goth

Oooh! that Ron Paul guy and his crazy supporters are busy, butt, you know, still in the background. . .

Men In Black

“Now that I’ve told you I’ll be taking away your ‘Obamacare,’ I’ll have to use my flashy flashlight thing to erase your memory.”