The Power Of Prayer

Dear Lord, I know I don’t talk to you very often, and when I do, it’s usually about something whiney and selfish, and well, I guess this little prayer is no exception. But I feel compelled to speak up. This year, you took my favorite screenwriter, Nora Ephron; my favorite visionary, Steve Jobs; my favorite country musician, Earl Scruggs; my …

Sometimes You Just Have To Vent

“If Obama wins this election I will shut down my company and go on every government assistance program I can find!”

Latest Romney FAIL: Israel Version (Update)

Tisha B’Av — a 25 hour fast period that commemorates historical Jewish tragedies Willard just can seem to help himself from stepping in it. Mitt Romney Campaign Scraps $50,000 Per Plate Jerusalem Fundraiser On A Jewish Fasting Day Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign has been forced to scrap a $50,000 per plate fundraiser scheduled to take place during his visit to …

Pythagoras & Another Romney FAIL

Rafalga, the royal Romney family’s entry into the Olympics dressage competition Fresh from his disastrous debut on the world stage where he managed to insult his English hosts by dissing their preparation for the Olympics, preening prick and presidential wannabe Willard Mitt Romney slipped out of the country for what he hopes are greener pastures in Israel. (The NY Times, …

Talking Turkey At Chick-Fil-A

The former Arkansas governor has arranged an all-out, balls to the bacon Eat-a-Thon at his local Chick Fil-A to support their anti-gay menu.

To A Hammerhead, Everything Looks Like A Nail

None other than one of the House of Representatives’ top Teabagger wingnuts, former judge Louie Gohmert, captured the gun toting American zeitgeist.