Slate’s Jacob Weisberg and author of a new book, The Bush Tragedy, reveals how Bush cannot always distinguish between what he wants to see and what is there to be seen. A Charge To Keep W.H.D. Koerner Texas Governor George would describe the painting, A Charge To Keep, hanging on his office wall to visitors Like this: “I thought I …
TRAITOR Dick Belated apologies to Dick Bain, and all other Dicks everywhere. Everyone named Dick should not have to be identified with war criminal Dick Cheney. Henceforth this portrait will be known as “TRAITOR Dick.” My apologies for any unintentional smearing of your good name; same goes for all the other swinging Dicks out there.
Heel! Heel! Heel McCain! “All this emoting over Barack Obama’s [Homey McCain’s] wonderful, wonderful personality is starting to trigger my gag reflex. What are we electing here, a faith healer?” —Derbyshire Ann Coulter says, well it doesn’t matter what Ann Coulter says. She hates the candidate. A lot of the hate directed at the liberals must temporarily be diverted to …
Sponge Mike Squarepants What kind of person misunderestimates the country’s willingness to amend the United States Constitution to be more in line with the (your most trusted version here): ____________ version of the Bible? That would be Sponge Mike Squarepants. Sponge Mike, who believes in miracles. In fact, he’d like to be the recipient of a grand miracle to win …
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WTF?!? Suspended campaign?? El ex precandidato republicano a la presidencia Mittens How’s that differ from cuttin’ and runnin’, my Main Mormin?? Who cares if you agree with McLame “doing whatever to win in Iraq”! You said you were suspending your campaign (cuttin’ and runnin’) because you couldn’t allow the POTUS to “retreat in the face of evil extremism.” And your …
