Mortals Petition God For New Hell Policy

[M]ercy may be lavish, but justice is precise. —The Urantia Book IN A MOTION filed with the Universe Supreme Court yesterday, a group of mortals from the planet Urantia petitioned the Creator to revise his original plans and set aside at least one world for the eternal damnation of George W. Bush and his allies. “We know that the nature …

When Killer Islamofascist Robots Attack

A radio-controlled Dalek, a villainous cyborg from the Doctor Who TV series, being demonstrated in London in 2006. The device was responsible for the death of twenty-two bystanders, with fifteen more seriously injured before the remote was wrestled away from Howdy Dooby, above. “Terrorist groups may soon deploy killer robots against unsuspecting civilians. . .” begins this warning from the …

McCain Gets End Times Endorsement

A day after the Ohio debate in which MTP’s major scold, Timmeh Russert and presidential rival Hillary Clinton beat up on Obama for being the recipient of some favorable but unsolicited words from Nation of Islam Minister Louis Farrakhan, St. John McCain accepted the support from mega-church magnate and Armageddon promoter, the Rev. John Hagee. “All I can tell you …

Another Bush Torture Architect Resigns

“Those who are earnest die not; the thoughtless are dead already. Blessed are they who have insight into the deathless state. Those who torture the living will hardly find happiness after death.” —The Urantia Book Pentagon General Counsel Resigns by ROSS TUTTLE [posted online at The Nation on February 26, 2008] William J. Haynes, the Pentagon’s chief legal officer and …

Clinton: I’ll Clean Up After Bush Dynasty

Clinton says she’ll clean up after Bush dynasty Fri Feb 1, 2008 12:01am EST LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Former First Lady Hillary Clinton addressed the question of political dynasties on Thursday with a one-liner that she hoped would allay concerns over two families dominating the White House for decades if she becomes president next year. Clinton, a Democratic senator from …

McCain Diss-tances Himself

Dana Bash, Evan Glass, and Shirley Zilberstein of CNN, were all aware that hatchet man Bill CunningHam had made a slur of their network’s initials too, clever ‘tard that he is, but they filed this unbiased account of CunningHam’s “disparaging remarks” of Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton; oh, and the rest of their accomplices, the liberal mainstream media. CINCINNATI, Ohio …