Bush Disrespects American Flag At Olympics
What’s wrong with this picture? [Hint: It’s a totally correct display of the US flag in the Bizzaro Universe]
Never Give Up, Never Surrender!
Commander-in-Cheese, John “Peter Quincy Taggart” McCain says he will “Never surrender” his fantasy world…
Our Server Sucks. . .
What’s wrong with this picture? One of these monkeys is not in his grave. Dear Visitors, If you’re reading this, well you’re lucky. Our server access has been getting bumped as often as thirty minutes every hour for a couple weeks; this means we can’t work online and you can’t see the work when you want to. We’re moving to …
The Real Audacity of Hope
Andy: “. . .That’s the beauty of music; they can’t get that from you. Haven’t you ever felt that way about music? Red: I played a mean harmonica as a younger man. Lost interest in it, though. Didn’t make much sense in here. Andy: Here’s where it makes the most sense. You need it so you don’t forget. Red: Forget? …
McSame’s ‘Mock Obama’ Strategy
Latest Development in the McSame, Obama, Hilton Smackdown In keeping with his campaign’s desperate attempt to ‘undefine’ him as “McSame” and to recapture his sullied maverick brand of old, John McCain went on the attack again yesterday, this time at the South Dakota Sturgis biker rally (where he babbled incoherently and tried to enter his plastic-fantastic wife into the annual …
Pentagon Deploys Spokesdrone To Deflect Reporters’ Questions
Top Pentagon Aide Debra Cagan After a top aide to Def. Secretary Robert Gates, Debra Cagan told her British counterparts during a meeting that “I hate all Iranians,” the Pentagon has rolled out a new line of spokesdrones to avoid such PR disasters in the future. The Onion has the scoop. Pentagon’s Unmanned Spokesdrone Completes First Press Conference Mission”>
Olbermann Boots Milbank
Dana Milbank, in drag BREAKING: After WAPO reporter Dana Milbank, formerly a Keith Olbermann Countdown regular, refused to explain why he had taken Barak Obama‘s “symbol” comments out of context (which set off a firestorm of controversy last week), Olbermann announced today that, WRT his show, Dana is history. (Minutes later, Milbank shows up on CNN‘s Campbell Brown‘s show, Olbermann’s …
