Cheney Inspires Bullet-proof Outfits

The new “Vader” bullet-proof outfit keeps rogue face-shooters like Dick Cheney (left) shooting at  birds;  not you. (Click it.) PUKWANA  SD — This time of year a lot of white men are out in the fields shooting each other— accidentally— and occasionally on purpose.  John Derrick “Lucky” Shawtt, a Colorado outfitter who has made a small fortune selling bullet-proof fashion …

DICK-BUSH UNLOADS ON OBAMA

•  •  •  SCATOLOGY WEEK  •  •  • We can work it out. Leaving a Legacy of Shit for Barack to clean up may be the smartest thing Dick-Bush ever did. (Hold your nose and click it.) I don’t know about you, but I’m fed up.  I’ve had enough shit from the Dick-Bush Debacle (D-BD) the past eight years to …

Scatology Week Going Smoothly

• • • SCATOLOGY WEEK • • • A small single portion of the Bush/GOP Dung-heap dinner left behind for President Obama. THE PSYCHO-SOCIAL BASES OF SCATOLOGICAL HUMOR: THE UNMASKING OF THE SELF William G. Plank The existence of scatological humor is as a tension between two terms of a dialectic structure. The first term of this dialectic is the …

Republican Dog Food (Update 3)

Rethuglican self-immolation syndrome GOP Takes Another Image Hit Post-Election by Lydia Saad November 20, 2008 PRINCETON, NJ — The Republican Party’s image has gone from bad to worse over the past month, as only 34% of Americans in a Nov. 13-16 Gallup Poll say they have a favorable view of the party, down from 40% in mid-October. The 61% now …

Passing ‘O The Turd

•  •  •  IT’S SCATOLOGY WEEK!  •  •  • Can you handle it? “You don’t really think I’m gonna take that off your hands, do you?” said President-elect Barack Obama, when George Bush hoisted the seventeen pounds worth of GOP fecal chunkatude representing a small portion of his shit-fest as president. WASHINGTON — Monarchs, presidents, and athletes are among the recipients …

Lieberman Buys Lunch

•  •  •  SCATOLOGY WEEK  •  •  • Joe Lie berman offers up a ginormous double shitburger to the Senate Democrats that allowed him to continue as chairman of two senate committees. “I made it myself,” quipped Lieberman. WASHINGTON — Senator Joe the Lie berman, with McCain Campaign trail makeup still etched in the folds of his face, presented the …

Ted Stevens Eats It, With Jelly.

Ex-senator of Alaska Ted Stevens, looking more upbeat than usual, was just handed a steaming hot cow pie by Alaskan citizens who would like to see that he gets everything he deserves, whether he knows it or not.