December’s LIAR
The folks at LIAR Mag had it easy the past eight years. Who the hell could top this guy.
Bush: Still More Popular Than Cholera
According to an 11/10/08 CNN Poll, George W. Bush has the lowest approval rating of any US president since modern polling began. Nevertheless. . .
Mammalian Protrusions Celebrated
The Canoga Park Frank Zappadan Celebratory Cotillion got down in their Zappa-gear on Zappadan by celebrating Mammilian Protrusions Wednesday…
America’s Nuclear Soul
Dodo birds like Gafney can blather all they want about how “delighted” they are about the necessity of offering upwards of 600,00 deaths on the altar of American hegemony. But the ingrown hypocrisy of incubating a staggering 5,500 nuclear weapons we reserve the right to use pre-emptively on any buddy we choose, is morally and ethically bankrupt.
Twas Teh Nightmare Before Christmas
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B4y5sZKdI4[/youtube] A Lump of Coal. • No man was ever so much deceived by another than by himself. —Greville •
The Bush White Dog House
THE WHITE DOG HOUSE — The annual revelation that a little black scottie dog runs the White House was again met with shock and anger by too few normal human beings. “Barney,” aka “Bushmaster,” was again portrayed as the driving force behind the White House Christmas celebration by a cloying gaggle of the Bush family, gathered around the fireplace.
