Zappa’s Baby Snake Oil Elixir
16 OZ size Elixir, especially handy in the kitchen, garage, and light industry.
Make A Muffin Better
BREAKFAST DURING ZAPPADAN is special at our home, because we have these. “These” are fantasy muffins; muffins made from pure imagination. Imaginary muffins, each adorned with a lovely, tiny green rosetta— a small, seemingly insignificant detail, which, I tell you truly, make the muffin better.
LOADED IN THE WHITE ZONE
Honestly? Appliantologists f’n freak me out. But if they want to celebrate life, more power to them.
Grayson To Cheney: STFU
Using the same words in the US Constitution that defines treason— aid and comfort to the enemy— former VP Darth Cheney (wheezing in a way I haven’t heard before), lashed out at President Obama in his tireless campaign to influence the jury pool preparatory to his inevitable indictment as a war criminal.
The Zappadan Diner
Sleazy Pancakes? Desenex Burgers? Burnt Weeny Sandwiches?
Only one place to get’em.
Obama’s Nobel Prize Speech
President Obama accepting the Nobel Peace Prize My favorite line from Obama’s Nobel acceptance speech: Let us reach for the world that ought to be — that spark of the divine that still stirs within each of our souls. One of the very few lines that got applause, as a lot the speech was a justification of his just war …
On The 29th Anniversary of John Lennon’s Assassination
AN AFFIRMATION FOR PLANET EARTH Yoko Ono Lennon December 8, 2009 On the anniversary of the passing of my husband, John Lennon, I would like you to share an affirmation with me. Think it, say it, with firm belief, knowing that we are all one. In the name of truth, peace and love: Thank you, thank you, thank you. Our …
