Teh Crazy Poll

From my Republican Dog Food post: Citing the public’s “. . .deep seeded antipathy toward the president, the war, gas prices, the economy, foreclosures and, in some areas, the underlying cultural differences that continue to brand our party,” former Republican Party leader Rep. Tom Davis this week observed that “the Republican brand is in the trash can. . . if …

Please Don’t Ask and Don’t Tell

What’s that smell? Can’t you smell that smell? —Lynyrd Skynyrd STEVE DOUCHEY: All right. Thank you very much for teeing up that clip.  Joining us, very much alive this morning, is Senator John Sidney McCain, affectionately known around here as Captain Underpants. Good morning to you, Captain, sir. SEN. UNDERPANTS: What?  We’re already on?  I’ve gotta change my— um— okay. …

First US Corp to Run For Congress

In the wake of the US Supreme Court’s deplorable ruling in Citizens United v. Federal Elections Commission, wherein corporations were given the same rights as individuals and afforded the right to spend unlimited amounts of “free speech” cash to back candidates of their choosing; and in the spirit of the Yippies of the Sixties and the Yes Men of today, …

ALL HAIL THE GOD KING

We have reached a critical juncture in the New World Order’s plans…
The international banks plan to loot the people of the United States,
and the world, and turn them into slaves on a Global Plantation.

FACE TO FACE

And after listening to several grown Republican men whine about Nancy Pelosi, it’s abundantly clear who the real pussies are on Capital Hill. Poor things!

Epiphanies

Yes, even insufferable wags can have genuine epiphanies. So when Chris Matthews thinks he has one on the air and shares it with the rest of us, it’s worth examining if for no other reason than to see if it can help us have one, too.

I’ll Be On CNN Tonight (Update 2) (Vid Update 3)

UPDATE THREE Kinda interesting how the guy who voted for Obama was disappointed, and the gal who voted for McCain was pleased… UPDATE TWO Well, a heavily edited version finally ran this AM around 10:00 AM PST.  I missed recording it, but in sum I was intro’d as someone who protested the Vietnam War in the sixties and dropped out …