SOCIALISM CRUSHES AMERICA

LYONS, CO — I had to go into town this morning to help my brother and sister Liberals round up a few dozen stray T-Baggers and RepubliCons that were still laying around catatonic in the streets, and get’m on the trains headed for the re-edumacation camps in central Kansas. I was surprised to find this Weakly Whurled News already at …

New Business Opportunity

Now that the worst fears of the Teabaggers have been realized, does anyone know where I can buy dead peasant insurance on all those Grammies waiting to have their plugs pulled? Will their be a national exchange where I can buy futures, derivatives, puts and calls on the policies? [image found here.]

Teabaggers Turn Their Ids Inside Out

Teabaggers threatening violence against health insurance reform That we are now firmly involved in what Jacques Ellul called the irreversible, integration/activation phase of a 30 year long corporatist propaganda campaign was on full display today at the nation’s Capitol. Hundreds of highly agitated Teabaggers, whipped into a frenzy by the demigods of right wing radio and television and a few …

Torch Me Up, Scottie

The attack against Christians by Beck may turn out to be the most interesting opportunity for Religion to finally provide some genuine open criticism of itself, and quickly provide the sort of self-correction Christianity so desperately needs. So you go, Jim Wallis, and don’t stop until Christianity is once again the religion of Jesus.

Gaslighting The Beckian Beanstock

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Survival Seed Bank www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care reform Nothing moves product like the hot stink of fear One way to prepare for the promised Beckapocalypse is with one of his remaining sponsors’ signature product, Magic Beans. But mixing 24/7 gaslighting propaganda with beans of any sort …

Beck To Jesus: Drop Dead

I’m begging you, your right to religion and freedom to exercise religion and read all of the passages of the Bible as you want to read them and as your church wants to preach them . . . are going to come under the ropes in the next year. If it lasts that long it will be the next year. …