Mittens On Satan’s Endorsement


Asked about receiving Satan‘s endorsement for his presidential run, the ever efficient Mitt Willard Romney recycled a response he gave when asked about his acceptance of Donald Birther Trump‘s support for his candidacy:

“You know, I don’t agree with all the people who support me, and my guess is they don’t all agree with everything I believe in. But I need to get 50.1 percent or more and I’m appreciative to have the help of a lot of good people.”

Mittens: A man who knows his numbers, and who will do whatever it takes to achieve his lifetime goal.

2 Comments

    1. Propagandee

      Maybe Hugo still has the whiff of sulfur in his nose. Who can forget his classic comment a day after W addressed the UN Assembly.

      The Devil is right at home. The Devil, the Devil himself, is right in the house.

      And the Devil came here yesterday. Yesterday the Devil came here. Right here. [crosses himself] And it smells of sulphur still today.

      Yesterday, ladies and gentlemen, from this rostrum, the president of the United States, the gentleman to whom I refer as the Devil, came here, talking as if he owned the world. Truly. As the owner of the world.

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