“It’s not that you win or lose, but how you play the game.”
— Milburn Drysdale
“Honesty and integrity are the very cornerstones of the great institution of banking. And they are strengthened by the mortar of fair and democratic competition.”
— Jane Hathaway
“That is the courageous attitude that has kept the doors of our bank open through economic upheaval, political uncertainty, and world chaos.”
— Mr. Pendleton, Head of the Rules Committee
…Because Greed is so damned funny.
Warning: Insufferable laugh track
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