Chump Change -

Sheldon Potter meets with President Barack Bailey at an undisclosed location.

Lemme make myself perfectly clear.

I own this election. Do you know what that means?

It means I own you, yer stinking government charade, and this stinking country fulla stinking surfs. Do you have any idea what it means to have 24 billion dollars? It means I answer to no one, pal. Least of all, you. You know what you are to me? You’re the janitor, ya know? A fucking JANITOR.

Now.

That silly F P C A, or F C P A, or whatever the hell it is, [Foreign Corrupt Practices Act— FCPA] doan mean a fucking thing to me. Unnerstan? Nodda fucking thing. Stay outa my business wit those yella fellas. Do you hear me? You keep makin’ noises about this, I’m gonna go after you in a way that you won’t forget, unnerstan?

The few million I’m spending to put that crazy Magic Underwear fella in the White House is chump change to me. Chump change! And you’re the chump.
Now get out.

One comment

Propagandee

July 19, 2012 at 4:44 PM 12 years ago

The Chinese mob must be just so proud of their investment:

As Senate Republicans block the DISCLOSE Act, legislation that would unmask anonymous campaign donors, we look at Sheldon Adelson, a major donor behind Republican campaigns. Adelson has pledged to donate $100 million to defeat President Obama but is now coming under new scrutiny for possible violations of federal anti-bribery law and ties to Chinese organized crime stemming from efforts to build casinos and other projects in Macau.