The Unambiguously DULL DUO

Thursday night America’s new dream duo will lay out their plans for America’s future under Republican rule. Hold onto your butts.

Let’s Get Down To Business.

The Comeback Team “gets down to business” by working out a few romantic moves on each other.

The Ryan-Romney Monster Mash-up

Uncle Mitters contemplates how he’s going to obfuscate his primary promise to enact little Pauly’s pet monster project.

Sometimes You Just Have To Vent

“If Obama wins this election I will shut down my company and go on every government assistance program I can find!”

To A Hammerhead, Everything Looks Like A Nail

None other than one of the House of Representatives’ top Teabagger wingnuts, former judge Louie Gohmert, captured the gun toting American zeitgeist.

The Bloviator’s Time Machine (Update)

The Bloviator travels through time unlocking Obama’s secrets