Palin’s Wingnut Reality

Something has snapped in the lizard brains. Once you grasp just how badly snapped they are, you start to realize the real significance of just how frightened and manipulated by fear they really are. Beyond belief? Oh you betcha. Way, way beyond belief. Alternate reality beyond belief. Mentally ill beyond belief. Many thousands of mentally ill Americans who are so fucked up they can no longer discern reality.

AUGUST WINGNUT AT THE BIG CHICKEN

Wingnuts are voracious eaters; they loves them some fried stuff. I’m a voracious reader; so when I happened upon a shiny new copy of WINGNUT magazine in the restroom of The Big Chicken in Marietta, Georgia, I did the Right thing: I totally appropriated it.

This Week In Teh Crazy ·8·8·09·

Another jaw-dropper week in Teh Crazy as we hunker down for the August recess/hyperbolic frenzy of the continuing implosion of the Rethuglicans. Read it and weep. Or cling to your religion and guns. Whatever blows your skirt up. I have alcohol to consume.

Bile Spewers Must Go

This treasonous bile-spewing pig should be tried for treason against the United States.

Chuck Wanker Rides Again

Rachel Weiner: In a column Tuesday, actor and conservative political figure Chuck Norris argued that President Obama should release his birth certificate. Norris said that he finds it “a bit of a groundless stretch” to believe the president is not from Hawaii. Yet, he tells Obama, “Refusing to post your original birth certificate is an unwise political and leadership decision …

Sentients And Lizard People

It’s not every day that Bill Maher gets it right, but when he does, he really does. America is loaded with “Lizard People.” “People” who wonder where the sun goes at night. People with the collective mental acumen of crab grass.

PALIN’S KENYAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE SURFACES

Well it was bound to happen; now wait ten seconds before someone says it’s a fake!