Clothes Make The Man

According to Rep. Brian Bilbray* (Rhoid-Calif.), “trained professionals” can identify illegal aliens just by looking at their clothes. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. —Mark Twain Chris Matthews of MSNBC’s Hardball, asked Rep. Brian Bilbray to cite a “non-ethnic aspect” law enforcement agents could use to identify illegal immigrants.  “They will look at …

Just So You Know

Glenn Beck is a Deranged Cult Leader. And the fact he has a national platform and following, Makes him a Dangerous Cult Leader and a national problem. So how much Treasonous Poison can you take, America?

Thank You, Keith.

“That woman is an idiot!” —Keith Olbermann Hoping Keith Olbermann makes this one of his regular weekly comments. We’re certainly going to. • (Unretouched AP photo)

Maverick Meets Memory Hole

“I have never considered myself a POW maverick”– John McCain Apparently, Senator John McCain (Rethug- AZ) is ditching his carefully cultivated image as a maverick because it brands him in Teabagger eyes as someone who won’t adhere to a rigid party orthodoxy. In a related story, Usama bin Laden released a new audio tape denying that he is, or ever …

The Loon Ranger & Taunto

The Tea Bags need their asses handed to them in a way that incontrovertibly crushes their insane and haphazard ideology one and for all as the supposed “America” they want to “take back.”

The Hatriot Auntie Christ

The “Anti-Christ” is the culmination of 2,000 years of speculation and fabrication by Christian theologians, assorted armchair nutballs, and theotards.™ And what we’re left with today is a story so crazy it would make God himself shake his head in disbelief.