Teabaggers Prepare For Alien Invasion

Aliens tipped off by climate change begin their hostile takeover of earth With both houses of Congress and the President away on summer vacation, it’s been a slow news week. Unless of course you count the number of gaffs that regularly proceed from the lips of various GOP presidential candidates as they try to out-crazy each other for the wingnut …

PORN DOGS

No sir, we are not going to shove that picture of Michele Bachmann schlopping a Porn Dog down your throats. . .

Thank You, Baggers

Ohhhhhh yeah. Thank you. Thank you for making 2012 historic in ways you are too stupid to ever comprehend. And thanks to these guys: really.   D.C. Douglas, and Tengrain.          

Candid Bachmann Photos Turn Up On Internets

A happy pair of Bachmanns in their StillWater Minn. kitchen; looks like another loaf of fresh-baked bs is ready.

THE UNDEFLATED

Ex-Goldman Sachs banker and conservative quasi-documentarian Stephen K. Bannon has gone where no one has cared to go this summer until now: Iowa.

Romney-Bachmann Ticket Would Have Foster Child

It’s Back To The Future Friday, kids, and you know what that means— supercilious speculations are in order.

Stick It Up Your Ass, Little Man

Hello, Little Man… Sure heard a bunch about you… lately, anyway.