Rethuglican Creation Narrative

Yee haw! Ridin’ high at the Creation Museum’s triceratops rodeo Among the many problems confronting the Rethuglicans in their attempt to rebuild themselves into a viable political party is this one, reflected in this poll last year from Gallup: PRINCETON, NJ — There is a significant political divide in beliefs about the origin of human beings, with 60% of Republicans …

Racist Monkeys

It’s National Monkey Week, a few special days each year when we take our Homo Sapeins ego a little less seriously by contemplating our humble hairy origins as Primates.

STOOPID MONKEES!

“He who does not know for what purpose the world exists, does not know who he is, nor what the world is.” As observations go, that one is still completely kicking our asses.

The Sistine Chapel Of Crystals

Crystalline jaws prepare to bite down on a human appetizer “The Sistine Chapel of crystals”, aka The Crystal Cave, was discovered in 2000 some 950 ft. below the surface of the earth in Naica, New Mexico. The crystals there are estimated to be 400,000 years old. Elsewhere in the cave, translucent gypsum beams measure up to 36 feet long and …

We Are Not Alone

Mercury astronaut Gordon Cooper claims to have had documented alien company when he was up in space, and despite the fact that Earth Day was last week, Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell feels that the real action is elsewhere. He grew up in Roswell, New Mexico, and claims to have been told things as a boy by people who witnessed perhaps the most famous UFO event of our time. “Our destiny,” Mitchell says, “in my opinion, and we might as well get started with it, is [to] become a part of the planetary community. … We should be ready to reach out beyond our planet and beyond our solar system to find out what is really going on out there.”

Scientists Discover Earth-sized Planet

Now, this is what really annoys me about scientists. Their punctiliousness makes in damned near impossible for them to think creatively about anything. They all just assume that the only kind of life the universe is capable of harboring has to be in the same fucking temperature range as our little ball of mud, because . . . well, just because.

. . .SHIfT Happens

  Still.  And always. The first order of business is:  knowing who we are;  what we are;  and why we are all here.  If you haven’t really answered these basic questions yet, then you simply don’t know why you even exist— let alone why any other pursuit—  twenty-first century literacy, cultural, political, or corporate sanity, pleasure, science, even religion— has …