My Taxes Are None Of Your Business, Losers

Because then you would see what a complete fraud I am. “It’s none of your business. You’ll see it when I release, but I fight very hard to pay as little tax as possible.” The Greedy Obstructionist Party has nominated a “presidential candidate” who arrogantly refuses to release his taxes to the American people, and thus he foists himself on the …

Philip Geiger Has A Date With Destiny

Philip Geiger, my one and only blog bro here at UrantianSojourn, graduated from life on Urantia Monday evening.

WHITE MAN’S BURDEN

Vote up the White Man’s BURDEN, send forth the best ye breed; Go bind your sons to exile, to serve your Captain’s need

BREAKING: Ignorance Is Not A Virtue

“Ignorance is not a virtue … It’s not cool to not know what you’re talkin’ about.”

Troubled Teen Trump Actually Knew Clark Kent

STUMPDIGIT, SOUTH CAROLINA —  In 1983, Fred Trump told an interviewer that his son Donald “was a pretty rough fellow when he was small.”  But as a board member of Kew-Forest School, daddy Trump couldn’t allow Donald’s behavioral problems to go um, “unpunished”;  he fixed that behavior problem by sending little Donnie off to a correctional facility military school, the New York Military …

WHERE’S BILL?

ACUNA, MEXICO —   Ciudad Acuña is the fastest growing city in Mexico you’ve never heard of.  You wouldn’t know it, to look at what’s left of the place after an F3* fucked the place up a few years ago;  but more than a couple United States presidents have nom nomed tacos in this town. For some dam reason there was …