Lord Andrew Breitwhorefin

If you want to jump the spark, you must click it. Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife; Doomed is your soul and-a damned is your life. —Lord John Whorfin Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy. —Lord John Whorfin

Insanity Sunday: Glenn Beck Explains Satan And Lucifer For Third Graders

“I’m hoping the guy with horns doesn’t actually show up, but he could.” . . . And monkeys in jumpsuits might fly out your butt, too, Glenn.

Palin Visits China’s Hot New Spill

Palin was treading oil as a way of “refudicating [sic] Obama’s horrible Gulf Oil Spill” by “cheerin’ on the Chinese drillin’ efforts” in the Yellow Sea.

Please: Refudiate Yourself

It’s easy to ask people you don’t know to “refudiate”— you just tweet it out, and keep on sippin’ your diet soda.

The Work Of The Angles

“You’re doing the work of the angels.” —Rush Limbaugh sit-in flunky, Mark Belling Radio segment: http://bit.ly/d8H1XB Original artwork: http://bit.ly/97JP97