We Look Hot

Wall Street First.  Immediately followed by the rest of the planet. “Just look at us.  Everything is backwards;  everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge;  governments destroy freedom;  the major media destroy information, and religions destroy spirituality.” —Michael Ellner “We reproduce catastrophe because we ourselves are traumatized— both as a species and individually, beginning …

DEAD MEAT.

GOP presidential wanna-be Michele Bachmann ruminates before hundreds of dead animal carcasses: “Our campaign is alive and well.” The irony. . .  it burns  :-O DES MOINES, IOWA — You simply can’t make this stuff up.  As a new USA Today/Gallup poll rolls out showing her gasping along at 5 percent and way behind rivals like Texas Governor Lil’ Ricky …

And The Winner Is…

Sure, it was just a few ignoramai who cheered for a man to die* because he didn’t have insurance coverage; but figure those few in every county of the U.S., and you start to see the problem of harboring large numbers of under-educated buffoons who have been granted the right of suffrage. …The Tea Baggers! I can’t blame anyone for …

Republicans— You’re Not Helping

Why won’t we rid ourselves of these troublesome hypocrites?

Back Draft Ricky

I didn’t think it was possible. But yes; Lil’ Ricky Good Hair has stolen the batshit crazy mantel from Michele Backmann the same way a 12 year-old bully steals candy from a kindergartener.

BOEHNER BRAT TANTRUM

“Not at all what we expect from our elected representatives,” says Andrea Bustle, noted effete snob and House chamber dust arranger.

PORN DOGS

No sir, we are not going to shove that picture of Michele Bachmann schlopping a Porn Dog down your throats. . .