Sometimes You Just Have To Vent

“If Obama wins this election I will shut down my company and go on every government assistance program I can find!”

Talking Turkey At Chick-Fil-A

The former Arkansas governor has arranged an all-out, balls to the bacon Eat-a-Thon at his local Chick Fil-A to support their anti-gay menu.

Aurora Lesson

  Friends: Hope you’ll take a few minutes and read this. —TPK “I’d like to preface this… by saying that my passion comes from my deepest sympathy and shared sorrow with [the] victims and with the utmost respect for the people and the police/fire/medical/political forces of Aurora, and all who seek to comfort and aid these victims. This morning, I …

Chump Change

Sheldon Potter meets with President Barack Bailey at an undisclosed location. Lemme make myself perfectly clear. I own this election.  Do you know what that means? It means I own you, yer stinking government charade, and this stinking country fulla stinking surfs. Do you have any idea what it means to have 24 billion dollars? It means I answer to …

Willard Goes Gratuitously Goth

Oooh! that Ron Paul guy and his crazy supporters are busy, butt, you know, still in the background. . .

Men In Black

“Now that I’ve told you I’ll be taking away your ‘Obamacare,’ I’ll have to use my flashy flashlight thing to erase your memory.”