MISS ME YET?

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says:  Fool me once, shame on… … shame on you.  Yi-fool me you can’t git fooled again.” —George W. Bush, Sept. 17, 2002

The Unambiguously DULL DUO

Thursday night America’s new dream duo will lay out their plans for America’s future under Republican rule. Hold onto your butts.

Oh Romney-O — Wherefore Art Thou?

WHEREFORE ART THOU, MITT ROMNEY? By Ralph Maxwell O, Romney-O, Romney-O, Wherefore art thou, Mitt Romney? You flip-flop here, you flip-flop there, You flip-flop almost ev’rywhere. You ballyhoo what you’re gonna do And then you pull a switcheroo; You now malign what you found fine; Seems like you’ve got a jellyfish spine. Obamacare, by you begun, Now you’d trash it …

Let’s Get Down To Business.

The Comeback Team “gets down to business” by working out a few romantic moves on each other.

The Ryan-Romney Monster Mash-up

Uncle Mitters contemplates how he’s going to obfuscate his primary promise to enact little Pauly’s pet monster project.

SHOW ME THE MONEY!

OH NO NO. You can do better than that Willard, I want you to say it like you mean it, brother!

The Power Of Prayer

Dear Lord, I know I don’t talk to you very often, and when I do, it’s usually about something whiney and selfish, and well, I guess this little prayer is no exception. But I feel compelled to speak up. This year, you took my favorite screenwriter, Nora Ephron; my favorite visionary, Steve Jobs; my favorite country musician, Earl Scruggs; my …