O.J. Simpson: As The Karmic Worm Turns

If the karma fits, you must convict Hall of Fame football player and former Ginsu Knives spokesman O.J. Simpson was found guilty yesterday by a Las Vegas jury of a number of felonies, including armed robbery, guaranteeing that he will spend at least five years in the Big House. The verdict comes exactly 13 years from his acquittal in a …

Through A Jism Streaked Screen Darkly

Sarah Palin’s winking libido From The National Reviews‘ Rich Lowry “I’m sure I’m not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, “Hey, I think she just winked at me.” And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was …

Like A Bear In A Shooting Gallery

McCain’s erratic flip flopping is now effecting his sense of direction

The World Through Sarah’s Eyes (Update)

Ruh roh;  that Vladdamir Putin is rearin’ his head over there, agin. I don’t think he’s wearin’ a shirt, either. What do Bullwinkle, the Flintstones, ANWR, and Putin have in common? The most unqualified vice-presidential candidate in US history. One who believes that humans and dinosaurs walked the earth together; that Alaska‘s proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy and …

Bailout Update: McCain Own Worst Enemy

Damn! It’s getting harder and harder to write satire these days when Insane McCain seems so intent on pushing the envelope of self-parody. Too bad SNL doesn’t have a male version of Tina Fey to play the guy. Their scriptwriters could take the day off, and just let the script editor insert his own words. From Politico: McCain takes credit …

Oh. Just. Shoot. Me.

This controlling the narrative stuff by the McInsane campaign is really getting out of hand. Don’t they have anything better to do than exploit these kids for their sorry ass political advantage? From The Sunday Times September 28, 2008 McCain camp prays for Palin wedding The marriage of the vice-presidential candidate’s pregnant teenage daughter could lift a flagging campaign. In …