Tip Toeing Through The Tulips Of Fux News

Ed Schultz offers us a priceless DVD collector’s edition, featuring the vocal stylings of Spin O’Reilly trying to defend the indefensible;  Brian Kilmeade singing falsetto on a recent Gallup Poll showing that 61% of Americans actually favor rather than oppose collective bargaining; and a rare moment of truthful political analysis of the Wisconsin protests by the dynamic duo of Shep …

Walker’s Waterloo? (Update)

The phone rang in Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker’s office and the caller identified himself as David Koch…

Beware The Beckian Google Monster!

Anyone with experience with cults notice a problem here?

From The White House Office Of Preemptive Capitulation (Update)

The White House released its proposed budget yesterday, packaged as “shared sacrifice.” Deep cuts to social programs sit at one end of the budgetary teeter totter; and a rise in income taxes for those earning over $250,000 at the other. One can be forgiven for asking: If President Obama, despite clear campaign promises to the contrary, couldn’t get a Democratic …

Bed Bugs Infest CPAC Convention

Teabaggers flex their political muscles at this year’s CPAC convention (Sung to the melody of “Bad Boys”) Bed Bugs, Bed Bugs– Whatcha gonna do, Whatcha gonna do When they come for you? Bed Bugs, Bed Bugs… I can’t help but wonder if the manager of the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel in Washington D.C., where The Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) …

The Reagan-Palin Hybrid

Updating the ancient Greek myth of the Chimera The New York Times weighs in on presidential wannabe Sarah Palin‘s commemoration of what would have been the 100th birthday of conservative icon, Ronald Reagan: SANTA BARBARA, Calif. – Sarah Palin opened a weekend centennial celebration to Ronald Reagan by declaring that the United States was lurching toward a “road to ruin,” …

Teh Iowa Stoopid

A Luntz dunce focus group informs Hammity’s worldview To think that Iowa has such a determinative influence on presidential nominations makes me want to poop an ethanol subsidized corn cob.