“Centrist” Douchebags. . .

A giddy menagerie of Republicans trod down Constitution Avenue following the spirit of the GOP and surrounded by their little blue dogs and assorted vermin, after gutting the Senate stimulus package with a butcher knife, their weapon of choice. Wrong to really wrong: “Big John” Cornyn, “Little John” McCain, “Two-Holer John” Ensign, “Teh Stoopid John” Boehner, “Jimmy John” DeMint, and “Douchebag Dave” Vitter with “Mitch the Bitch” McConnell.

LIMPWADS UNITE

Rapacious scrotomizer and national precinct captain Rush Hudson Limpball III, with fellow stooges Bitch McConnell, and Johnnie-Boy Boner, brandishes an elephantine testicle in a nutso effort to frighten bagless Democraps in the latest skirmish to take back Capital Hill.

Jobba Da GOP

What kind of people would sit idly by and allow such a declaration of War on our president— and our nation— to pass without aggressive action to vanquish such declared saboteurs of our way of life?

Flying Nightmares Dreams

[vimeo]http://vimeo.com/1778399[/vimeo] No plans today? Try jumping off a ginormous cliff in a squirrel suit.

“O” Yeah.

Colorful surfboards grace the niches of the Obama Oval office; VP Biden, President Obama in Aloha shirt, some dude in a tie, Rahm in a jacket tie thing, and another guy in bizz drag. WASHINGTON — When eyebrows went up over Barack Obama‘s redecoration of the oval office with hand-painted surfboards, his senior adviser, David Axelrod, said: “He’s from Hawaii, okay?” …

A Higher Gear

  “The intellectual factors of religion are important, but their over­de­vel­op­ment is likewise sometimes very handicapping and embarrassing.” — The Urantia Book     In a thrift store recently I saw a framed sign for sale. I didn’t buy it, but remembered it.  It said:                           Life is a test.                         It is only a test.                         If it had …