Another jaw-dropper week in Teh Crazy as we hunker down for the August recess/hyperbolic frenzy of the continuing implosion of the Rethuglicans. Read it and weep. Or cling to your religion and guns. Whatever blows your skirt up. I have alcohol to consume.
Rachel Weiner: In a column Tuesday, actor and conservative political figure Chuck Norris argued that President Obama should release his birth certificate. Norris said that he finds it “a bit of a groundless stretch” to believe the president is not from Hawaii. Yet, he tells Obama, “Refusing to post your original birth certificate is an unwise political and leadership decision …
Well it was bound to happen; now wait ten seconds before someone says it’s a fake!
Appearing more diseased and deranged than usual, the defacto head of the Rethuglican party, Bloviator Rush Limbaugh, sporting a positively motivational 65mm hole in his forehead, stunned “inspired” dittoheads by repeatedly plunging a Nazi Air Force officer’s sword through his thorax. “Now,” explained The Blove, “this would kill your average Obamabot-pantywaist liberl; but as you can see, I remain unfazed.”
Oh yes we are. Sonoran Alliance: Named a ‘rising star’ by the Capitol Hill newspaper, Roll Call, only three years ago, U.S. Representative Marsha Blackburn has quickly earned a renowned reputation as one of America’s most articulate and engaged political leaders. But you must see and hear this “articulate and engaged” “rising star” for yourself: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_xnUVrJx1I&feature=channel[/youtube] The National Journal described …
You betcha we’re intrigued by the phrase “higher calling,”so we pushed our moose steaks aside and looked at the ten most likely possibilities for a wingnut ex-governor…
“It’s not that you win or lose, but how you play the game.” — Milburn Drysdale “Honesty and integrity are the very cornerstones of the great institution of banking. And they are strengthened by the mortar of fair and democratic competition.” — Jane Hathaway “That is the courageous attitude that has kept the doors of our bank open through economic …
