Apple Shoes

Louis Black, after a good nap. BOULDER — Louis Black was in Boulder last night, chatting up the locals. He looked and sounded a little tired of it all, you know— having to tell jokes about all the adult children who are happy to continue shitting on the levers of capitalism until their butt skin is raw— and made the …

Baby, We’re Back

I’ve been visiting my cousin, Fullbright. Sorry we’re late, but f*cking off takes time.  Thursday afternoon, our ISP locked down our site because of excess cpu usage, enough to destabilize the feeble server our data lives on. Uh, no, it wasn’t thousands of excited new visitors sucking up the bandwidth on our shared server, it was a renegade plugin. Everybody …

Rare T-Bagger Spotted

Dickheads are of course, a dime a dozen at Tea Bagger rallies, but the 9-12 rally in D.C. which, depending on how much propaganda you can swallow, drew nearly 50 quadrillion angry pure-bred Americans, including this rare Tea-Bagger Dickhead, sporty a ginormous scrotum where his jowls should have been.

The Blind Leads the Blind

Great Big Baby and colossal shithead Glen Beck has become the de facto poster-tard of the — well— whatever-the-fuck you want to call them, out there on the fringes of sentient reality. And he’s now serving up shit that only his sheeple can appreciate; what the rest of us should recognize as classic sociological propaganda. The 9-12 Fool Festival was a very real attempt to impose this festering plate full of fecal goojoo on the rest of us.

Public Option For Dummies

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXFHXqrrJ6g[/youtube] What part of “it’s simple” do you not understand?

You Lie!

Despite his new status as hero to the reptard right wingnut casserole, Joe Wilson’s seemingly courageous act of career-ending stupidity was really an act of cowardice; for what he really wanted to yell was this: “FUCK YOU YOU ARROGANT SOCIALIST NIGGER!”

Teh Dumb Fux

I watched this segment live, but the ten minutes go by too fast to really let it sink in. Listen and read it to fully understand we’re dealing with a failed political party of staggeringly ignorant people. . .