JESUS RETURNS

The extraordinary event began unfolding at approximately 9 AM EST at the Bainbridge House Ballroom when a man…strode to the podium and exclaimed, “Peace be upon you. I am the person you know as Jesus of Nazareth.”

Course Correction

You know the cliché: Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans. The reason it’s a cliché is because it’s also a truism; for us as well as for you.

Maddow On Republican Hypocrisy

Just a PSA every American should contemplate, regardless of political party. Hypocrisy is a vice.  It is a vice the Republican Party uses as a weapon. To put it simply, they must be disarmed. Yesterday. [youtube width=”480″ height=”344″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E3vDO5eYRw&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

Whew; It’s Okay If It’s Satire (UPDATE VI)

“Stephen Colbert Bump”? Spotted near the Antelope Freeway this morning… If you wanna read the scribbles, you must click it If you see any political billboards, snap a picture and send it in; and don’t worry about it being politically correct; as long as it’s “satire,” it’s o-f*cking kay. The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Sarah Palin …

Wink, Whine, Don’t Quit.

A mere two days after discovering she uses crib notes scribbled on her hands— a practice generally associated with high school cheating— Sarah Palin has again turned the tables on the “Lame Stream Media.”

The Crown Jewel of Stupidism [sic]

Decked out in full RWNJ regalia, Michele Bachmann riles up the Yakusa. The crown jewel of Michele Bachmann‘s (R-Minn.) winger tea-ara is a GOPper sheep.  Not surprisingly, then, at a health care forum on Monday at the Mayo Clinic, she suggested that health care reform in America would lead to a Yakusa-like “gangster government” that would cause the GOPper sheep— …

IMA JIS BE STEELE

HONOLULU — Despite deep internal divisions and other problems, Republicans still appear invigorated after devastating national elections that saw them lose control of Congress and then the White House. The reason? An elite Hawaiian vacation/Stategery Session.