Yes, she thinks you think she’s speaking extemporaneously; not reading off a teleprompter.
Never hesitate to admit failure. Make no attempt to hide failure under deceptive smiles
and beaming optimism. It sounds well always to claim success, but the end results are appalling.
Such a technique leads directly to the creation of a world of
unreality and to the inevitable crash of ultimate disillusionment.
— The Urantia Book
STILLWATER, MN — Resplendent in her foxy* deep blue silk jacket and cultured pearls, Michele Bachmann announced she will not seek another term in the United States Congress.
The Tea Party darling’s very long list of denials about why she is not leaving may become more credible, if and when the rumor we are accused of starting turns out to be true: that she will be joining “Prancersize” inventor Joanna Rohrback‘s firm as its Presidential “Prancer” and Commander-in-Chief horsey:
Another unfortunate example of Camel Toe. But all is not lost; watch with the volume off.
I always knew there was a reason I never vacationed in Belarus. lol…Always a hoot.
Sherry, beavers are our friends! Just don’t piss them off. 😉 (I have a fabulous walking stick that I stole from a beaver’s awesome dam in Ontario back in 1975. Some kind of insect borer had completely engraved it with trails, which the beaver had exposed by removing the bark, and then cutting the pole to the perfect size.)