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Stephen offers Trump a million bucks to demonstrate the origin of the word “teabagging”
Neither tragedy nor good sense will prevent the The Donald Dumpster from stealing every ounce of publicity he can.
Promising a major announcement last week that would shake up the presidential election after his Teabagger inspired Birther investigation flopped, Trump offered President Obama $5 million for the charity of his choice if he would release his college transcripts and passport applications by Halloween at 5:00 PM, an offer that earned him well-nigh universal ridicule. (Obama explained to Jay Leno that Trump never got over being humiliated by Obama on the soccer fields of their native Kenya.)
Doubling down yesterday, Trump extended the deadline to Thursday at Noon. Apparently, the fact that in the wake of Superstorm Sandy the president is helping get his and the other eleven Atlantic City casinos back in operation has earned him a few extra hours.
But Trump’s good friend Babwa Wa Wa has had enough:
“Donald, you and I have known each other for many years, and you know that I am your friend and I think you are a brilliant businessman and you are great on television and you have a fascinating personality. You’re not hurting Obama, you’re hurting Donald and that hurts me because you’re a decent man. Stop it. Get off it, Donald.”
Friends don’t let friends drive the rest of the world crazy.
The Onion probably said it best:
In a blockbuster announcement today, Donald Trump announced that he is a very sad man who has nothing to live for other than drawing attention to himself.
‘I’m a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life,’ said Trump, adding that he lives an empty existence, and that he is nothing more than a corporate shill, as well as a failed husband, father, and human being.
“I am the piece of shit you stepped in on your way to work. I am the vomit that hurls out of your mouth when you are sick. I want to kill myself very badly. Thank you.” Trump then slit his throat from ear to ear.
Fortunately, the comedy gods intervened and Donald is recovering nicely after being rushed to an emergency room where the straw was stuffed back into his neck.
Hi Sherry
Right below his picture should be a picture of one of his ego monuments: Douche Tower
It is said often that if you want the definition of a word, you will find X’s picture in the dictionary for that word. I’m seriously thinking that in the next go round Donald will gain that distinction under the word DOUCHE.