Sometimes You Just Have To Vent -

“If Obama wins this election I will shut down my company and go on every government assistance program I can find. I will not continue to beat my head against the wall another four years. What’s the point?”
—DW,¹ on the “Tea Party Conservatives For America” Facebook page

Dutchess St. Rollins responds:

Promise? That would be fucking AWESOME!
Make sure to report back and let us know how far that dollar and a half per meal and between $100 and $600 a month in cash gets ya’.

What I find unreal about you Teabilly fucksticks is that you actually seem jealous of poor people. Like it’s super fun to be a single mom or elderly person who is forced to rely on welfare to fulfill basic human needs.

Half of the people receiving benefits are kids and one third are elderly or disabled. Only a TINY percentage of people getting assistance are able-bodied adults, but don’t let facts get in the way of your pathetic little pitty party.

You assholes begrudge poor children hot meals, yet don’t seem to give a shit that the multimillionaire, Ann Romney, takes a $77,000 tax deduction for her dancing horse and the taxpayers just funded her trip to the Olympics. Where’s the outrage about that insanity?

How about the dozens of huge corporations that are making record-breaking profits and getting tax refunds? That doesn’t chap your moonshine-swillin’ hillbilly hides a little bit?

You’re working yourselves into a tizzy over some bullshit “welfare queen” myth and the thought that some icky POOR PERSON might get a few free fucking meals so they don’t end up homeless, yet turn away while the oil industry gets billions in tax subsidies, even after turning huge profits! You bed-pissing rednecks are a fucking disgrace to this country. FUCK YOU.