Huffington Post’s Nick Wing reported Wednesday that Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) recently announced her opposition to the federal Transportation Security Administration’s full-body scanners, due to worries that after being screened, “naked pictures” of herself could somehow end up on the internet for the world’s children and illegal aliens to see.
According to MinnPost, Bachmann recently told the patrons of an Iowa tea and corn fritter party that she planned on “opting out” of such security procedures in order to avoid the possibility that such “disgusting images could end up online.”
Bachmann concluded there was a good chance that the Obama government’s trillion dollar take-over of the Homeland Security Department would allow them to probably use it’s totalitarian power to strip her naked and force her through the device, and distribute the “naked pictures” of her to the internets, in a heinous smear campaign designed to ruin her reputation and destroy any attempt she might make to win the presidency.
Bachmann’s spokesperson distributed the above photograph of her in a “Goth” disguise to the party goers, a subterfuge which the Congresswoman felt would make it “…virtually impossible” for her many “socialist enemies” to recognize her.
Ms Emily Beachem, who attended the tea and fritter party, thought the Congresswoman’s tatts were “awesome,” and vowed to put them on the internet as soon as she got home with the flyer.
too bad they don’t only do brain scans. nobody would be interested in a blank page on the internets.
Au contraire, Mademoiselle Nonnie, zee corporate overloadairs love zeh blank payges! All zee bettair to write what evair zay want on dem!
Michele’s Bodacious Ta-Ta-Tattoos? Bring ’em on!
Ha! That woman is such a fraud, I’m sure they’d be temp tats.
Well by all means let’s keep those “disgusting pictures” off the internets; I would love to see this imbecilic woman get the nomination, as I think it could finally destroy the Republican party for good. And good riddance.
Hey Blue,
I think the Repugs are far more virulent than you think; fear is such a bitchin’ motivator, you know?