[You humans have begun an endless unfolding of an almost infinite panorama, a limitless expanding of never-ending, ever-widening spheres of opportunity for exhilarating service, matchless adventure, sublime uncertainty, and boundless attainment. When the clouds gather overhead, your faith should accept the fact of the presence of the indwelling Adjuster, and thus you should be able to look beyond the mists of mortal uncertainty into the clear shining of the sun of eternal righteousness on the beckoning heights of the mansion worlds...
—The URANTIA Book
INCREDIBLE, OUTSTANDING, EXTRAORDINARY!!!! Jon Stewart cornholed Bernie Goldberg and then did a cute rendition of the cabbage patch to celebrate it. It was one of THE best Daily Show episodes I have seen in a long time. Thanks Jon Stewart.
bernie thought he was going to embarrass jon stewart, but he wound up looking like a bigger ass than he did before (and who thought that was even possible?).
Jon Stewart is always good, but he outdid himself with this deadly rejoinder to the rather pitiful (and pitiable) Bernie Goldberg. I had never thought of ‘Go Fuck Yourselves’ as material suitable for a gospel choir, but now I do.