Them Toad Suckers
By Mason Williams
How about Them Toad Suckers,
Ain’t they clods?
Sittin’ there suckin’
Them green toady-frogs.
Suckin’ them hop-toads,
Suckin’ them chunkers,
Suckin’ them leapy types,
Suckin’ them plunkers.
Look at Them Toad Suckers,
Ain’t they snappy?
Suckin’ them bog-frogs
Sure makes’em happy.
Them huggermugger Toad Suckers,
Way down south,
Stickin’ them sucky-toads
In they mouth.
How to be a Toad Sucker?
No way to duck it.
Gittchyself a toad,
Rare back and suck it!
Them Tea Baggers
BY T_P_K
How about Them Tea Baggers,
Ain’t they wags?
Sittin’ there suckin’
They big GOPper-Bags.
Suckin’ they GOP-bags,
Suckin’ they Beckers,
Suckin’ they creepy types,
Suckin’ they Peckers.
Look at Them Tea Baggers,
Ain’t they snappy?
Suckin’ they ball bags
Sure make’em happy.
Them huggermugger Tea Baggers,
Way down south,
Stickin’ them testicals
In they mouth.
How to be a Tea Bagger?
No way to duck it.
Gittchyself a scrotum,
Lay back and suck it!
i don’t know which one is less appealing–the gap-toothed moron with the teabags hanging off his cap or the googly-eyed dipshit over his shoulder. i’d take the toad before either one of them.
So many naughty bits, so little time!