[You humans have begun an endless unfolding of an almost infinite panorama, a limitless expanding of never-ending, ever-widening spheres of opportunity for exhilarating service, matchless adventure, sublime uncertainty, and boundless attainment. When the clouds gather overhead, your faith should accept the fact of the presence of the indwelling Adjuster, and thus you should be able to look beyond the mists of mortal uncertainty into the clear shining of the sun of eternal righteousness on the beckoning heights of the mansion worlds...
—The URANTIA Book
gotta love colbert, stewart, and letterman. what a pity that comedians have to do the job journalists are supposed to be doing. letterman’s takedown of billO was a thing of beauty. billO is so arrogant that he thought he was part of the joke instead of the punchline.
The April Fools are the Party of Yes: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/01/david-lettermans-ad-for-t_n_181674.html